tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.comments2014-09-03T04:13:07.146-07:00TheMindWordsOfDarrenAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09526672704814080797noreply@blogger.comBlogger44125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-27522306279628417792013-04-19T04:08:43.682-07:002013-04-19T04:08:43.682-07:00I have enjoyed your mind words and wished there we...I have enjoyed your mind words and wished there were more of them. I have a sneaky suspicion this is not the last the internets have heard from you!Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-62229332894244391252013-02-10T12:58:07.789-08:002013-02-10T12:58:07.789-08:00I would be more inclinded to vote for any man or i...I would be more inclinded to vote for any man or indeed woman who would take it upon themselves to scream "HAAAAR-DOOOK-UN!" for the sake of a couple of votes. <br />This is EXACTLY what is missing from modern politics.<br />Dave "Nuke-em" Cameron would become instantly more popular if he could shoot lasers out of his face, or if Harriet "A,A,B,B,up down,down START" Harman could slam dunk Boris "End of level boss" Johnston on Question time.<br />Somebody make this happen.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-58664392344763831852012-11-21T07:52:17.030-08:002012-11-21T07:52:17.030-08:00Halloween and trick or treating is just another ex...Halloween and trick or treating is just another example of the Americanisation of this glorious faultless innocent country of ours. Plus it is just a bunch of glue sniffing smack addicts begging whilst wearing a bin bag and shooting up drugs and having babies and not having a job..... bloody Thatcher!<br /><br />I need to stop reading the Daily Mail.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-45776549736946177142012-09-12T14:51:13.597-07:002012-09-12T14:51:13.597-07:00If the Dandy does goes digital and therefore needs...If the Dandy does goes digital and therefore needs to be downloaded, how are they going to get the free Wham bar to the kids? <br />They normally just sellotape it to the front page which rips when you try to get it off (as i remember) but if it all electronic-o-fied how will that work?<br />do they send a link to web page with a picture on it of a wham bar or a plastic helicopter? I'll tell you this for nothing - I don't bloody know!Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-75128544517291699242012-08-03T09:31:17.956-07:002012-08-03T09:31:17.956-07:00Wait what?!!? The Olympics is on?! No-one told me....Wait what?!!? The Olympics is on?! No-one told me... Its not been in the papers or on telly. ho-ho-only joking. I am fully aware that the worlds sports day is on the telly.<br />Reading this I have just seen someone on a horse (staying on is a sport apparently) someone else ride a bike (ditto) and a very pretty lady jump over a thing (landing optional).<br />It is all very jolly and lots of flag waving which is what us Brits do best. (moaning about the weather and claiming benefits that are not rightfully ours excluded)Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-44092063690528059172012-07-13T11:16:28.670-07:002012-07-13T11:16:28.670-07:00I couldn't bring myself to type that, but yes....I couldn't bring myself to type that, but yes. overall they have too much mardy-arse whining and whinging and the sex sences are not graphic enough.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-74182857693332155032012-07-12T13:59:55.785-07:002012-07-12T13:59:55.785-07:00No mad dash at the end to the airport/train statio...No mad dash at the end to the airport/train station/sharabanc terminus?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09526672704814080797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-53178357617007859432012-07-12T08:15:09.913-07:002012-07-12T08:15:09.913-07:00Every single Rom-Com has the same standard plot as...Every single Rom-Com has the same standard plot as follows...<br /><br />self centred skinny woman with massive eyeballs, acts like a spoilt brat towards her over sensitive muscular well rounded boyfriend.<br />said woman breaks off the relationship because she falsely believes she "deserves" more from life.<br />Man is heart broken and seeks to reclaim her affections because she has beaten any selfworth from his existence.<br />Woman goes shopping with her dickhead mates. she sleeps with a random good looking bloke, realises her mistake and goes back to the original bloke who has sat still crying like a wuss.<br />the end.<br />no morals, no twists, no ultimatum and more importantly - NO TALKING DOG!<br /><br />Flick chicks are for dicks.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-14915092776301089312012-05-31T13:58:25.734-07:002012-05-31T13:58:25.734-07:00I prefer Status Quo to QueenI prefer Status Quo to QueenRob Z Toborhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03570498194207996145noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-18928321387019633802012-05-01T11:37:17.042-07:002012-05-01T11:37:17.042-07:00Ah. If only it was only the cleverest/fittest tha...Ah. If only it was only the cleverest/fittest that thrived these days. If that were the case we wouldn't have to suffer the likes of Britain's Got Talent. If - just for one series of one of these 'talent' shows - the queue led not into a studio but a blast furnace, the world would be markedly improved.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09526672704814080797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-78585728599804838112012-04-30T14:47:38.957-07:002012-04-30T14:47:38.957-07:00What happened to survival of the fittest? I guess ...What happened to survival of the fittest? I guess that's out the window then. It's quite...nice that we'll live a lot longer but it also means we'll need to work longer and receive a lesser pension. Lame.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15291784107069937495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-64503037310722141522012-04-24T15:18:06.444-07:002012-04-24T15:18:06.444-07:00That's just plain naaasty.
I've seen the ...That's just plain naaasty.<br /><br />I've seen the Philadelphia chocolate and it's impossible for me to understand why anyone would choose to combine the two. I also hate chocolate raisins or peanuts in my chocolate, although I quite like all of them seperately.<br /><br />Some things should never mix!Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15291784107069937495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-80333072331363023632012-04-19T08:19:03.974-07:002012-04-19T08:19:03.974-07:00I am increasingly going for the plainer crisps rec...I am increasingly going for the plainer crisps recently I can't take the amount of flavour sometimes. Give me ready salted any day.<br />as for curry well I stick with korma.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18320432538243458823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-59017203969759319242012-04-04T10:30:31.657-07:002012-04-04T10:30:31.657-07:00Spicy foods have of course become more prevalent o...Spicy foods have of course become more prevalent over the years in Britain with some declaring that our national dish is now curry. No specific curry mind, which strikes me as a bit like saying, 'our country's flag will be...rectangular!'<br />This genius piece of writing made me splutter my coffee, all over my keyboard, out of my nose, everything. I shall no longer be able to read anything you write as I now deem it to be dangerously funny and definitely non-PC which is not good for new Californian-non-British persona. Just sayin'<br /><br />PS Did you know you can turn off those stupid bloody wiggly words we have to sodding well work out how to type after writing excellent comments??Claire Hennessyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16576410137759875223noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-86986099082188631092012-03-31T15:04:26.536-07:002012-03-31T15:04:26.536-07:00I have seen this chocolate cheese spread and felt ...I have seen this chocolate cheese spread and felt obliged to rub my eyes in Beano cartoon fashion while a big speech bubble appeared above my head with a giant question mark inside.<br />Chilli and chocolate have no business being together. The same goes for Pinapple and ham. They should be put together as often as peter sucliffe and a B&Q club card.<br />What next, i ask myself - men kissing other men!?!? Its political correctness gone mad.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-8509665923418752232012-03-18T00:49:26.774-07:002012-03-18T00:49:26.774-07:00Twitter seems to fulfil the need of certain humans...Twitter seems to fulfil the need of certain humans to share their most mundane thoughts with the world. If I had a Twitter account, most of my updates would be "I farted" and "I farted again".Gorilla Bananashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13044093013423635830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-14214804679068219982012-03-12T08:40:21.742-07:002012-03-12T08:40:21.742-07:00If it were not for twitter I still have no idea as...If it were not for twitter I still have no idea as to whom this Justin Beiber is and what his political and socio-economic views were on the stand points of racial equality and the furtherment of of the evolution of the human interactions (turns "be cool" sums it all up).<br />nor would i have any inclination what is going on on Corrie or 'enders mainly due to the fact that i dont watch them but @pissypant2345 "cant beleive mary has walked out on steve" or whatever the chuff theyre on about.<br /><br />twitter is the devils work, i agree. however i choose to allow others to twatter on while i survay the main links of my choice and sift through the blurb to get to the important stuff like comics and funny cat pictures.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-1672538804825198022012-02-06T16:00:00.213-08:002012-02-06T16:00:00.213-08:00I completely agree. However, You've missed out...I completely agree. However, You've missed out a really important point; Why do some football players insist on having excessively long hair? It makes no sense considering it just gets in the way. Oh, and it looks ridiculous.Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15291784107069937495noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-88240610896572401902012-01-31T04:46:40.003-08:002012-01-31T04:46:40.003-08:00I enjoy a good game of kickingball as much as the ...I enjoy a good game of kickingball as much as the next guy, but for me, the fun of watching millionares having a jog and falling over a bit holding their "other leg" is all about the tribalism. <br />for an exirsice endused asthmatic as myself, the inability to run around chasing a ball like a over excited puppy is, i asume, the same thrill stephen hawkings gets when he is forced to watch his nanny perform riverdance.<br />its a joy to watch and at the end of it you know deep down it really doesnt make a difference to your own pointless existance but you can do it all over again next saturday.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-83633040148030965462012-01-14T15:29:29.653-08:002012-01-14T15:29:29.653-08:00Well...I came up as a Red Resonant Serpant or summ...Well...I came up as a Red Resonant Serpant or summat..! Anyone else?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09526672704814080797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-77974635880235314282012-01-14T08:03:31.742-08:002012-01-14T08:03:31.742-08:00Ah well they sacrificed themselves for our enterta...Ah well they sacrificed themselves for our entertainment!<br />http://www.blixtsystems.com/downloads/dreamspell-calculator/<br /><br />It calculates the date for the dreamspell calendar, which is different from the "actual" Mayan calendar, but for the purposes of just having the craic looking up your birth sign I don't think it really matters....Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12456803425068822920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-18788451249403290932012-01-06T17:35:28.105-08:002012-01-06T17:35:28.105-08:00Well Mitch, that's even ore info. Did not kno...Well Mitch, that's even ore info. Did not know about the 260 birth sign thing. Kinda makes one think that if they'd'a spent less time on birth signs and more time on not being wiped out, then maybe they wouldn't have been...well...you know...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09526672704814080797noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-65861061368137102672012-01-05T13:02:27.420-08:002012-01-05T13:02:27.420-08:00It still amazes me that the whole Mayan Apocalypse...It still amazes me that the whole Mayan Apocalypse got so popular. I hung out with A TON of hippies in college--they were nuts with the Mayan prophecies. They were nice people, and I admit the Mayan zodiac is kind of fun 'cause there are 260 birth signs rather than 12, but the end of the world? because they didn't feel like laying out a calendar into infinity? Not sure about that one....Michhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12456803425068822920noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-52539122326525157622012-01-02T08:07:11.712-08:002012-01-02T08:07:11.712-08:00my calander for 2011 ended on december the 31st an...my calander for 2011 ended on december the 31st and i started to panic like a fudging loonie. then i realised the whole human race is a moron and carried as normal because even if the world is about to end, there naff all i or anyone else can do about it. <br /><br />ps - does the world need more tits? hm... one for the big wigs to answer me thinks.Petehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14381410202609567450noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-194385523641964633.post-69905129321136677342011-12-29T13:58:57.247-08:002011-12-29T13:58:57.247-08:00Yeah, that is kind of weird. Apparently santa used...Yeah, that is kind of weird. Apparently santa used to be green until Coca-Cola got a hold of him!<br /><br />Anyway, it's not Christmas until the irn-bru advert's on! :)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15291784107069937495noreply@blogger.com